Nicknames for someone named Stuart or Stewart

I don’t know anyone named Stewart or Stuart, but the internet hasn’t done a very good job on the Stewart Nickname front so far, so here are several for all types of Stus.

Alliterative, mean:

• Stupid Stu
• Stinky Stuart
• Stressful Stu
• Stalker Stu

Alliterative, nice:

• Studly Stu
• Stunning Stu
• Stainless Stuart

Food based, mean:

• Chicken Stu
• Cold Stu
• Bouillabaisse (Fishy Stu)
• Dinuguan (Awful/Offal Stu)
• Lecso (Hungry/Hungary Stu)
• Cassoulet (Porky Stu)

Food based, nice:

• Sweet and Savory Stu
• Gaphama (Pumpkin Stu)
• Birria (Spicy Stu)

Food based, ethnicity Specific:

• Irish Stu
• Cholent (Jewish Stu)
• Kahdi (Indian Stu)

Only works for Stewart, mean:

• ‘Wart

For gifted athletes, nice:

• Kordell Stewart

Source: List of Stews