Today in class, we were doing some crazy stuff with higher order logic (probably not too crazy as far as HOL goes, but the stuff is just hard to wrap your head around). We were dealing with three separate levels of objects that were interacting, so obviously I thought about Inception. I mention this mostly to stress how I definitely was not stoned when I came up with the following revision to yesterday’s Day Break/Groundhog Day idea (I mean, I wouldn’t be stoned anyways, obviously, but that fact just seems worth making explicit):
Alright, let’s say in the universe of Inception, someone spends 24 hours in a dream. You’ll recall that in the universe of Inception, five minutes in “real” time take an hour in dream time. That’s a multiple of 20, for 20 days of dream time. Just assume this happens within the movie, so if you watch Inception, this 20 day dream occurs.
Now, inside that dream, for reasons that probably don’t make a great deal of sense, there is a television that continuously loops the entire season of Day Break. There are 12 episodes. Let’s assume there are commercials, so that’s 2 seasons of Day Break per day. So if you watch Inception, 40 seasons of Day Break are contained within.
Now, yesterday we assumed Taye Diggs lived the same day for ten straight years. Maybe that was too high. Let’s call it one year. So then, each day in the Inception dream, Taye Diggs lives the same day 730 times (or 14,600 days each time you watch Inception).
As per yesterday, I think it’s within reason to assume someone is watching Groundhog Day on the repeated day in Day Break. And as per yesterday, Bill Murray repeats Groundhog Day for ten years, or 3,650 days. That is about 1.3 million days per season of Day Break, so 2.6 million per day of Inception dream time, and 53 million Groundhog days per viewing of Inception.
One last step. On the Groundhog Day that Bill Murray relives 3,650 times, there probably is a kid reading The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe from cover to cover. That story, of course, takes place in a few days of earth time, but Peter, Lucy, Susan, and Edmond spend something like 20 years in Narnia.
So what I’m trying to tell you is that every time you watch Inception, 1.07 billion years pass in Narnia.