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So, yes, in that last “chart”, obviously popsicle remaining corresponds inversely to blowjob enthusiasm, as several of you felt the need to point out.  I got that, and it doesn’t matter.  The problem is that the image misleadingly purports to be a chart, but the categories are being expressed visually, rather than the values associated with the categories.  All it is is a fancied up table.  There’s nothing wrong with fancy tables, but if you’re gonna be a table, don’t try to trick people into think you’re a chart.

In case you were wondering, this is how you make a photographed chart.  This chart from Very Small Array, which Ben pointed me towards, is gorgeous and clever, but more than that: it is a clean, accurate representation of the data.  Well done, chart!